The History of John Cena

  • Published: 22 January 2019


    Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe.

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  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   7 months back

    Hi there!
    A couple things I forgot to mention in the video:
    1. I am no longer as allergic to nuts as I say in the video. The allergy has been slowly “wearing off” if you will and I can eat coconut, pine nuts, macadamia nuts and almonds.
    2. In grade 2, I got my first pair of glasses. It’s been a ride ever since
    3. I also got braces in the second grade. Grade 2 was quite the year.

    • martha O'Connell
      martha O'Connell  2 days back

      Inside edition explosion

    • Mia Hernandez
      Mia Hernandez  2 days back

      We have the same b day

    • Kelly Valdivieso
      Kelly Valdivieso  2 days back

      I got glasses in second grade too....but i broke them year later, so......

    • Kaela Creighton
      Kaela Creighton  2 days back

      That's good. I was allergic to every grass, tree, bees and bush. I couldn't eat meat well as a kid. I outgrew all this stuff minus bees.

    • Tasneem Abdul Rashid
      Tasneem Abdul Rashid  3 days back

      I have the same birthday as you and was born around 4.... i am your long lost twin 😊😂

  • nathalie rodriguez
    nathalie rodriguez  2 hours back

    in Morelia Mexico u cant have your phone in your pocket either cuz some will swiffer swip it too 💀

    • Katerina Mathias
      Katerina Mathias  2 hours back

      I was in Kumon for 3 years all through middle school. I absolutely despised it

      • isabella ASMR _
        isabella ASMR _  7 hours back

        USE WATER

        • IIpink PxndaII
          IIpink PxndaII  7 hours back

          James charles: *Hi sisters!*
          John cena: *HELLO MY DUDES*

          • RockyPlays
            RockyPlays  14 hours back

            i know it is just the camera but Joana has sharingun at 7:24

            • Sophie Ella
              Sophie Ella  15 hours back

              4:50 *why do I relate to this on a spiritual level*

              • Sophie Ella
                Sophie Ella  15 hours back

                *i was fat, NAY I WAS THICC*

                That will be my yearbook quote. It must be my yearbook quote.

                • I’m A Gurl ;-;
                  I’m A Gurl ;-;  15 hours back

                  I went to kimono too ;-;

                  • Saladin Masala
                    Saladin Masala  22 hours back

                    I remember doing eye level math and English for 4 FREAKING years! It was horrible! So I can relate to her and her Kumon program.

                    • Ella Clark
                      Ella Clark  1 days back

                      I was born June 21st too!!

                      • Daveen Kudhail
                        Daveen Kudhail  1 days back

                        I am in kumon and I am done with all it and get me outttttttt

                        • Karoline Jørgensen
                          Karoline Jørgensen  1 days back

                          omg you're an IB student. I share your pain! I think the only thing I truly have gotten good at is bulshitting.

                          • Amber Person
                            Amber Person  1 days back

                            HAHHAAAHA i like her 😂😂😂

                            • Fyzah Rahman
                              Fyzah Rahman  1 days back

                              When you’re doing kumon while you’re watching this

                              • Lindsey Hjelmstad
                                Lindsey Hjelmstad  1 days back

                                * Casually pulls up a picture of Charles Manson *

                                • Wassup Bitches
                                  Wassup Bitches  1 days back


                                  • virtualdick
                                    virtualdick  1 days back

                                    WAIT OMG WE'RE BORN IN THE SAME DAY

                                    • Pearline
                                      Pearline  2 days back

                                      I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT YOU WERE A VICTIM OF IB AS WELL OMG

                                      • x Snowy_Wolf x
                                        x Snowy_Wolf x  2 days back

                                        Bro our birthdays are literally 1 day apart! How cool is that?

                                        • tristan shae
                                          tristan shae  2 days back

                                          love the fact that i go to one of the stock image schools

                                          • steffanie fernandes
                                            steffanie fernandes  2 days back

                                            i also had to do kumon until my parents couldnt afford it

                                            • Zaara Khan
                                              Zaara Khan  2 days back

                                              Ok why isn’t anyone talking about the description👀👀

                                              • dun dun dun
                                                dun dun dun  2 days back

                                                WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY (not the same year, but still June 21!!!)

                                                • Sarina Solano
                                                  Sarina Solano  2 days back

                                                  We have the same birthday haha:0:)))):):):)

                                                  • Jelly _youtubes
                                                    Jelly _youtubes  2 days back

                                                    I. Hate. IB.

                                                    • Isabella Barros
                                                      Isabella Barros  2 days back

                                                      KUMON IS THE WORST

                                                      • Isabella Barros
                                                        Isabella Barros  2 days back

                                                        omg, we are twins!! born the same day 🤪

                                                        • unicorn slime xo
                                                          unicorn slime xo  2 days back

                                                          Kumon ugh!! I had to do that to!! Fr om the ages of 4-6 EVERY Friday I had to sit there and complete maths questions for about 45 minutes.

                                                          • Kaela Creighton
                                                            Kaela Creighton  2 days back

                                                            lol You aren't the only one. My parents decided to spell my name differently. I guess they wanted me to be a snowflake. Anyway, what happened was that teachers would constantly tell me I couldn't spell my own name and make me sit after everyone else and spell it. At first, I was kind of annoyed then decided to just spell, "Kayla." My mom looked at my papers and said, "that''s not how we spell your name. She sent a letter with my little passive self, and I hope that teacher felt bad about recess.

                                                            • Marley Scott
                                                              Marley Scott  2 days back

                                                              I just noticed at 8:49 that the background song was a song that I used for dance

                                                              In ballet

                                                              • LITTLE_ME_XD 0111
                                                                LITTLE_ME_XD 0111  2 days back

                                                                Wait she woke up in the middle of the surgery!!!???!!! 😮

                                                                • hee hee
                                                                  hee hee  2 days back

                                                                  imagine waking up mid-surgery... you are one strong cena, johnny

                                                                  • phone bad book good
                                                                    phone bad book good  2 days back

                                                                    wow i love your channel but the way you talked about brazil is fucked up tbh, our country has the size of a freakin' continent, you can't say this kind of thing based on one city.

                                                                    • yawns in yeehaw.
                                                                      yawns in yeehaw.  2 days back

                                                                      Woah- It looks like my dog-

                                                                      • Reese Philips
                                                                        Reese Philips  3 days back

                                                                        coconut is actually a fruit, i’m allergic to nuts too

                                                                        • Sayunna Tolliver
                                                                          Sayunna Tolliver  3 days back

                                                                          im just now watching this but i found my birthday twin😊it's joana

                                                                          • Dizzy Coffee
                                                                            Dizzy Coffee  3 days back

                                                                            We share a birthday. Cool.

                                                                            • Nenha Produções
                                                                              Nenha Produções  3 days back

                                                                              Ela é brasileira gente, oia

                                                                              • Athena_dog Ortiz
                                                                                Athena_dog Ortiz  3 days back

                                                                                Ok so um JOANA i know you probaly wont answer and this will mean nothing but me and you have the exact same birthday its just a 6 year difference. I was born Jun 21st 2007. While you were born Jun 21st 2001.

                                                                                • Peppermint Green Tea From Trader Joes

                                                                                  "I broke my elbow,"
                                                                                  Im gonna say it,
                                                                                  I don't care that you broke your elbow

                                                                                  • D. Val
                                                                                    D. Val  3 days back

                                                                                    I was in kumon and it is like a literal prison for children

                                                                                    • Tasnia Oishy
                                                                                      Tasnia Oishy  3 days back

                                                                                      Ok Joana please marry me. Two days watching ur content all the friggin day and I'm in love!! T~T

                                                                                      • _silly sxphie_
                                                                                        _silly sxphie_  3 days back

                                                                                        7:53 WHAT THE HELL??? Those are the same exact costumes I wore for my ballet recital when I was a kid!!!

                                                                                        • renjun lover
                                                                                          renjun lover  3 days back

                                                                                          SHE IS BRAZILIAN OMG

                                                                                          • Jungkooks Coconut hairline

                                                                                            Where I live 6th grade is in MIDDLE school

                                                                                            • Lily Murphy
                                                                                              Lily Murphy  3 days back

                                                                                              Your birthday is one day after mine

                                                                                              • Nut Suphanat
                                                                                                Nut Suphanat  3 days back

                                                                                                You do Youtube while in IB. Mad respect! Shoutout to all the IB kids out there!