I AM THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!

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  • Published: 24 June 2019
  • IT'S TIME FOR A GREAT BIG CATCH UP ON WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING!!
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  • Violet Wynters
    Violet Wynters  6 hours back

    Mark's apology for this is so much more sincere and heartfelt than the apologies of most celebrities when they do seriously messed-up stuff

    • Bensam Films
      Bensam Films  12 hours back

      @markiplier 44.30 that exactly how I feel when i make my own short films. so cool to see someone else so excited about making a film. you are very talented. xxx

      • Kristl
        Kristl  14 hours back

        I cant roast someone that sweet and cute like you •^•

        • Kat_ Jammyz
          Kat_ Jammyz  3 days back

          Can we just appreciate how hot Mark looks in this 🥵😫

          • Virginian
            Virginian  4 days back

            mark: i got up late
            me: ok so like 10 or 11?
            mark: at 7:30
            me: *what*

            • Randomly Weirdness
              Randomly Weirdness  5 days back

              You need to have a hidden house key.

              • Crystal Creativity
                Crystal Creativity  5 days back

                *FEELING WARNING!*
                (I would put a time on it, but it is basically the entire thing)

                I legit am about to cry STAHP
                (Don’t actually tho)
                Keep doing this

                • Marilou Flake Stardust

                  I like how the chat goes "e" on the first seconds of the stream XDDDD

                  • Aly Sevre
                    Aly Sevre  6 days back

                    Darkiplier locked the door when you weren’t looking.

                    • Kitty Unicorn987
                      Kitty Unicorn987  7 days back

                      This is how many times he said I fucked up
                      👇🏼

                      • SnootSnoot McBumbleToots

                        49:34 holy crap I was browsing the Steam discounts OoO

                        • Elizabeth LovesYT
                          Elizabeth LovesYT  1 weeks back

                          Now you have to propose. It's the only way to make reparations.

                          • Ian Bielawski
                            Ian Bielawski  1 weeks back

                            I looked away and I immediately hear "HEY YOU, DONT LOOK AWAY" "LOOK AT THE SHINY KNIFE"

                            • Savannah mcgowan
                              Savannah mcgowan  1 weeks back

                              You are a bad bf

                              • Angela
                                Angela  1 weeks back

                                He is very adorable. He's such a passionate little nerd. Im so glad hes enjoying his life ^^

                                • Grant Marshall
                                  Grant Marshall  1 weeks back

                                  18:53 I know exactly where he’s talking about.

                                  • Peter Marsella
                                    Peter Marsella  2 weeks back

                                    Markiplier: *does anything wrong to Amy*
                                    Also Markiplier: I AM THE ABSOLUTE WORST

                                    • AVPredator 1013
                                      AVPredator 1013  2 weeks back

                                      The biggest bait in history, "I unlocked the door" proceeds to lock the door

                                      • Jellyfish man
                                        Jellyfish man  2 weeks back

                                        You look like bbno$

                                        • Dad ?
                                          Dad ?  2 weeks back

                                          How dare you mark. You locked your girlfriend out of the house. You poopoo

                                          • Dad ?
                                            Dad ?  2 weeks back

                                            :( I can’t comment on marks comments:( I don’t really need to but I don’t know what happened :( I’m sad. Sorry mark if I did something to get blocked:(

                                            • James Fang
                                              James Fang  2 weeks back

                                              Can I just say this proves that you and Amy were meant for each other when your biggest issue is that you ACCIDENTALLY locked her out. You two goobers are so sweet and give me hope!

                                              • Fallen GuardianLR
                                                Fallen GuardianLR  2 weeks back

                                                Nah fam that's me, I broke up with my ex over TEXT, yeah I wanted to do it in person and it just didn't happen that way but I could've at least do it over call

                                                • Hawaii Hype
                                                  Hawaii Hype  2 weeks back

                                                  Light: *excists*

                                                  Crickets: *FUCK YEA DESTINY AWAITS US*

                                                  • Melissa Lance
                                                    Melissa Lance  2 weeks back

                                                    You are the best markiplier
                                                    It’s just a bad mistake 😇

                                                    • Butterscotch the Wolfu
                                                      Butterscotch the Wolfu  2 weeks back

                                                      Omg mark I thought you like kicked a dog but no..this is so funny and adorable

                                                      • Fort FemDomme
                                                        Fort FemDomme  2 weeks back

                                                        You're a really great motivational speaker. I wish I had the same attitude as you.

                                                        • Nayalyl Melendez
                                                          Nayalyl Melendez  2 weeks back

                                                          Poor Amy but I understand how she didn't get mad, I wouldn't be mad at my boyfriend if he accidentally did that 😹😹And now you know how I feel, I live in Texas 🙃 SO...MANY...BUGS! 💀 Glad you enjoyed your visit 💩😹 Also I love the way you look at life and how you interpret things, it's inspirational and makes me think about the things I do/been doing 🤔 and finally, thank you for everything you do....everything you do for us and for yourself....your really an amazing person and I'm glad I've been with you learning with you for many years ❤️

                                                          • purpleiguana
                                                            purpleiguana  2 weeks back

                                                            I am so super late to this video, but I just have to say, jeez, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. You're not the worst. The worst would be that you did it on purpose, slept late, snuck out the back door, triple locked the door, and Ubered to LAX to fly out to Cincinnati for two weeks. You're not a jerk. Yeah, you fucked up. It was an accident. Yes, Amy's a good person, but you're beating yourself up too much.

                                                            • Heidi Williams
                                                              Heidi Williams  3 weeks back

                                                              I still can’t believe Amy didn’t go to the best hotel in town and bill it to Mark.

                                                              • Ella_Does_ Gacha
                                                                Ella_Does_ Gacha  3 weeks back

                                                                49:31 *I was looking in the comment section*
                                                                He actually got my attention by doing that

                                                                • Brooke Langford
                                                                  Brooke Langford  3 weeks back

                                                                  mark is so sweet and every time he talks he just shines out creativity and inspiration, I just love him and his videos so much so thank you for creating works of art that make me smile. <3

                                                                  • Ricardo Valdez
                                                                    Ricardo Valdez  3 weeks back

                                                                    The amount of likes is how much he said I fucked up

                                                                    • Nick Jones
                                                                      Nick Jones  3 weeks back

                                                                      Amy: you’ll leave the door unlocked right?
                                                                      Mark: yes but also no

                                                                      • Jennifer Figueroa
                                                                        Jennifer Figueroa  3 weeks back

                                                                        Hey, be careful with the Texas redheaded centipedes when you go there! They're poisonous and man they hurt when they bite.

                                                                        • Disco Turtle
                                                                          Disco Turtle  3 weeks back

                                                                          49:37

                                                                          It’s kinda scary cause I was in fact online shopping when he said that

                                                                          • John W
                                                                            John W  3 weeks back

                                                                            Hope its a choose your adventure experience, Mark. That was genius

                                                                            • Stuff Stupid stuff
                                                                              Stuff Stupid stuff  3 weeks back

                                                                              Who is the worst
                                                                              Mark: a YouTube that left his girlfriend into a van and slept their for a day



                                                                              Hittler: started the 2 world war and killed 13 million people



                                                                              🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

                                                                              • TravDaMan
                                                                                TravDaMan  3 weeks back

                                                                                Most youtubers would make like a 5 10 minute video about how they'd cheat harrass or make a racial comment and here markiplier makes an hour long video about how he locked any outside lol

                                                                                • lunatic fringe
                                                                                  lunatic fringe  3 weeks back

                                                                                  So mark locked poor Amy out and this is his huge fuckup why has he not had his ass handed to him in the most humiliating fashion possible I would've kicked your ass to kingdom come and you would've been in the van for the night .

                                                                                  Also... SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME!

                                                                                  • Only Ibis
                                                                                    Only Ibis  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Mark: I fucked up last up
                                                                                    Me: Oh shit, did you finally kill Wade?
                                                                                    Mark: I FUCKED UP
                                                                                    Me: WHAT DID YOU DO!
                                                                                    Mark: I accidentally locked Amy out of the house and she had to sleep in the van!!!
                                                                                    Me: Enjoying the single life now?
                                                                                    Mark: No, she wasn't even mad
                                                                                    Me: WELL THAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT

                                                                                    • Mei L
                                                                                      Mei L  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Meh, clickbaits for days.

                                                                                      • Dr. Diamond
                                                                                        Dr. Diamond  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Let me guess the project,it's "Markiplier Makes: The Movie" or "Markiplier Makes A Movie"

                                                                                        • Steamed Hams
                                                                                          Steamed Hams  4 weeks back

                                                                                          That is hilarious😂

                                                                                          • Moon Wukong
                                                                                            Moon Wukong  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Yup he spent to much time with Burnie when he couldn't figure out the word the way he said "Hey Help me"

                                                                                            • Alex Caudwell
                                                                                              Alex Caudwell  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Poor Amy

                                                                                              • •[Ptotato Biean]•
                                                                                                •[Ptotato Biean]•  4 weeks back

                                                                                                32:32 oh, my twin :D

                                                                                                • Erin Dedic
                                                                                                  Erin Dedic  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  Dude you thing midnight and seven thirty are LATE?!?! I go to sleep at 4 am and wake up at noon. 👏👏👏
                                                                                                  Edit: also I want shopping I was typing
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