J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History


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  • Brent Ryan
    Brent Ryan  4 hours back

    Was decided before it began, Martin's success was built upon Tolkien inventing the entire genre.

    • Stefan Siara Siarzewski

      00:16-:00:18- face's J.R.R. Tolkien..."Really son, you want fatality from me? " XD

      • Turkeysocks
        Turkeysocks  15 hours back

        Tolkien won hands down in the rap and in life. Game of Thrones is good, but it's no where near as good as The Lord of the Rings. A TV show based on TLotR would be so much better than movies that skip over 2/3'rds of the book.

        • Shreya Gokhale
          Shreya Gokhale  19 hours back

          Omfg, this is possibly the best thing to have ever existed

          • Ambrose Platt
            Ambrose Platt  1 days back

            Tolkien won dat stuff

            • Nina Brown
              Nina Brown  1 days back

              Mark Wahlberg vs the Rock (ft Kevin Hart lmfao)

              • MrClubfoot90
                MrClubfoot90  1 days back

                Have to agree with Robert Plant, Tolkien won.

                • Aaron Kazah
                  Aaron Kazah  1 days back

                  Sounds like Zeus vs Thor

                  • Vega punk
                    Vega punk  2 days back

                    Does anybody understand the "ditch the goonie" line?

                    • Vega punk
                      Vega punk  20 hours back

                      @The Chronicles of RogB Thanks

                    • The Chronicles of RogB
                      The Chronicles of RogB  1 days back

                      Sean Astin, who played Samwise, was one of the kids in the 80s movie Goonies. Hope this helped 😁

                  • DCK
                    DCK  2 days back

                    Martin's flows were better

                    • Daw
                      Daw  2 days back

                      "cause there's a new literary lord in the ring"
                      The general consensus is yes, his name is Brandon Sanderson.

                      • Hector Dominguez-Vega
                        Hector Dominguez-Vega  2 days back

                        Me cago en la madre que le...
                        Han quitado los subtitulos en español

                        • THE BOYZ
                          THE BOYZ  2 days back

                          You should make jk Rowling come and destroy both of them

                          • David Kircher
                            David Kircher  3 days back

                            Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson vs Steven Erickson and Ian Esselmont

                            • Prince Teclis
                              Prince Teclis  2 days back

                              Personally, I think Robert Jordan vs C.S Lewis would be good.

                              As it would be the friends and rivals of these two.

                          • Sebastián Reinoso Vicencio

                            For me game of thrones was just a Shitty TV show with annoying fans, I decided to give the books a chance, I finished the 5 books in less than 3 months... So awesome

                            • Edward Richards
                              Edward Richards  3 days back

                              Tolkien won, end of story, roll credits.

                              • pheobus apollo
                                pheobus apollo  3 days back

                                He may have a lengthly discussion about every tree branch but at least it's not an supposedly erotic description of rape.

                                • Jonas Dekeyzer
                                  Jonas Dekeyzer  4 days back

                                  R.R. wins

                                • MrV902
                                  MrV902  4 days back

                                  _You can't reach this _*_fellow, shit_*
                                  _I'm _*_too Towering_*
                                  _every time I do battle, it's _*_return of the King._*
                                  Huh, I just now that that first part, and by consequence the whole thing.

                                  • J G
                                    J G  4 days back

                                    Soooo good. Tolkien just wins for me

                                    • THE BOYZ
                                      THE BOYZ  4 days back

                                      Honestly the j rr Tolkien wins but game of thrones is one of the most greatest thing a writer could do. In real life George rr Martin wins

                                      • Wonderlust King
                                        Wonderlust King  4 days back

                                        Tolkien killed him here but it was a good match

                                        • Wonderlust King
                                          Wonderlust King  4 days back

                                          This is one of the absolute best ones

                                          • Critter Count
                                            Critter Count  4 days back

                                            But George rr Martin is a Tolkien fan.

                                            • disznyo
                                              disznyo  5 days back

                                              I love the lord of the rings and the hobbit

                                              • disznyo
                                                disznyo  5 days back

                                                Tolkien won 👍

                                                • Francisco Ancer Gómez

                                                  "We don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch." There is literally a list of names of each House and person in that house at the end of every GoT book. Literally.

                                                  • Toby Sullivan
                                                    Toby Sullivan  5 days back

                                                    "you're a pirate, you even stole my R R" wow so good!!

                                                    • Mehmet Efe Tokgöz
                                                      Mehmet Efe Tokgöz  5 days back

                                                      WHO DARES TO OPPOSE TOLKIENS IMAGINATION!!😡😡

                                                      • Bram Kleinlugtebeld
                                                        Bram Kleinlugtebeld  5 days back

                                                        tolkien wins

                                                        • Matthew Gene Claybrook

                                                          Tolkien 10/10

                                                          • Beaste Meauxde
                                                            Beaste Meauxde  5 days back

                                                            Tolkien by a mile. Facts

                                                            • BG
                                                              BG  5 days back

                                                              GRR Martin has been destroyed, damn. My fav rap battle here

                                                              • Red Mage 87
                                                                Red Mage 87  1 weeks back

                                                                Tolkien smoked Martin.

                                                                • Hydra Star
                                                                  Hydra Star  1 weeks back

                                                                  Now it would be good an ERB of good animators vs fandom-filled ones (talking about series)

                                                                  • Matthew Trzcinski
                                                                    Matthew Trzcinski  1 weeks back

                                                                    Led Zeppelin was about 40% Tolkien. 50% sex. 10% citrus.

                                                                    • WeissShnee FR#BBS
                                                                      WeissShnee FR#BBS  1 weeks back

                                                                      George R. R. Martin. won

                                                                      • Erdem Memisyazici
                                                                        Erdem Memisyazici  1 weeks back

                                                                        Tea Baggins my nuts! Oh God. This battle tickles my fancy.

                                                                        • Andrew Bruning
                                                                          Andrew Bruning  1 weeks back

                                                                          “You can’t reach this fellow, shit, I’m too towering. Every time I battle, it return of the king.”

                                                                          Did he just mention every book in his closing line? Fuck me, he did. He just fucked Martin up more than Grond fucked up the gates of Minas Tirith.

                                                                          • Hawke 01
                                                                            Hawke 01  1 weeks back

                                                                            Led Zeppelin reference FTW!

                                                                            • Joana Campos
                                                                              Joana Campos  1 weeks back

                                                                              Just for the line of the tree branch martin wins for me. If you deleted all the pages tolkien spends talking about the landscape in full detail for no reason and describing irrelevant things, his books would be half their size

                                                                              • vegas knox
                                                                                vegas knox  1 weeks back

                                                                                sauron vs voldemort

                                                                                • Celticsorcerer 1
                                                                                  Celticsorcerer 1  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I’ve read Game of Thrones and am currently reading the hobbit. Gotta say, I prefer Tolkien.

                                                                                  • itdosap yt
                                                                                    itdosap yt  1 weeks back


                                                                                    • Guidry Family
                                                                                      Guidry Family  1 weeks back

                                                                                      "I got a second breakfast for all them goofy f*cks, lift up my gut and tea Baggins my nuts!" I don't care if the bar is weak I freaking laughed so hard.

                                                                                      • Ray Villalon
                                                                                        Ray Villalon  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Anyone else paused the video at 1:14 to check out the words in the computer? LOL

                                                                                        • JR Reed
                                                                                          JR Reed  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Tolkien DECIMATED the other dude

                                                                                          • Matthan Allaway
                                                                                            Matthan Allaway  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Easy win for Tolkien. He knows how to finish a book.